Ben and Pat yawn their way through wizard trials and (finally) meet Marceline the Vampire Queen. Pat likes her, but he isn't a fan of her practices as a landlord. Ben has found an older sister figure.

Ben and Pat discuss episodes 9 and 10 from season 1. We meet Shelby, albeit briefly, learn about how to handle your bro and your best girl, see a mountain cry, and dive into Finn's pathos.

Ben and Pat notice that George Takei provides his voice to a titular character. Both the TV show and the podcast episode were recorded before we learned that Mr. Takei is, as the euphemism goes, "problematic." Also, Pat has THOUGHTS about the political theory contained in a 12-minute cartoon.

Ben and Pat discuss episodes 5 and 6 from season 1. Finn and Jake head out on a for-real quest, Ben wonders where on earth we're going with this.

Ben and Pat discuss episodes 3 and 4 from Adventure Time's first season. We meet Tree Trunks and get a glimpse into Ice King's private life.

Ben and Pat watch the first-ever episode of Adventure Time! Ben doesn’t get it! Episode 2 makes up for it.

Ben and Pat try to explain what the hell is going on here.